The Alternate Version....
I was born in a log cabin that my great grand-father built when he was 5 years old in Lac St. Jean Quebec. Ok, so I'm pulling your leg. Who wants to read a bunch of corporate baloney about how great they are and how they're the best thing since sliced bread anyway? Boring!... Here's the real story. I started with Bell Canada in Ontario in 1978 as a summer job and fell in love with the telephone industry. I worked in Ontario for 18 years until I met my future wife who asked me to move to B.C.. It was a no brainer and I've thanked kissed her feet ever since. (Ask me to bore you sometime about how we met - it's a great story).
After moving here in 1995, I had the bright idea of becoming a business owner and I’ve suffered for it ever since. Why? Because I’m pretty obsessive about making people happy. I learned early in life about treating people the way I would like to be treated and if something goes wrong, I feel compelled to make it up to them.
Yikes. You’re still here? That was a whole bunch of words, in a row. I mean, who can read 225 words all at once?! A comic strip, I get, but 225 words at a time? That’s genius level. And writing this is seriously daunting. I’d rather be snorkeling in Australia. Tell you what, let me make it up to you for making it this far. If you call me and tell me that you read this boring life story, I’ll send you a $25 gift card of our choice for pain and suffering. For real. There may be a skill testing question or two involved to get a sense of your pain level.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, did I mention I have 2 great kids? And here’s another random thing - I love the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - one of the best books I’ve ever read. Bring a towel and don’t panic – words to live by. Anyone? I almost forgot why we are here. Right, telephones. So, like, we’re really good at it. No, great at it. (I was going to say awesome, but, you know…. some of you won’t believe me). We’re competent, answer your telephone calls quickly, emails as quick as we can, and we get there fast when you need us (as our references will tell you). Our biggest compliment? - “What?! You’re done? Wow, that was fast and painless. We thought it would take all day”. We love hearing that.
Btw, the answer will be 42
So, if you want someone reliable that can take care of your telephone needs, be there for you when you want them, and with an owner of the company who’s a nice guy and who’s easy on the eyes (at least that’s what my wife tells me – I could be wrong. Ah, who am I kidding – its true), who answers your calls and who can help you right away, we rock!